Sometimes when chatting with someone or posting things on facebook or other forums I come up with really cool stuff, or sometimes just funny stuff, and sometimes a simple conversation turns our to be a invaluable truth of life, love and whatsoever. Here are some of the things that I think are worth publishing.

Marco Boerner
OMG/AMAZING, when I just think about her BOSOM/SNATCH! I am so HAPPY! I call it ART, that’s how pretty it looks! And that’s how it all HAPPENED: LOVE came first, then we went CRAZY (THANKS to a bag of wine), just now I watched her POOP. I am so into her, can’t believe it, I feel like someone played a JEDI-MIND-TRICK on me!

[Facebook - Dec 20, 9:58AM]

# Kristyn i think you win for weirdest status update of the year…

# Marco Boerner LMAO.. do you need my address so you can send me my award?

# Jessica Lmao dude…nice.

The above post came up after some program told my my most used words on Facebook for the year 2010 and I made up my 2011 wish list for the words I wanna use the most. That’s what the program said:

Marco Boerner
My Top Words of 2010

The top words from my Facebook status messages in 2010!

1.: Love – used 13 times

2.: Austin – used 9 times

3.: Mind – used 8 times

4.: Happen – used 7 times

5.: Kind – used 6 times

6.: San – used 6 times

7.: Crazy – used 5 times

8.: Drunk – used 5 times

9.: Art – used 5 times

10.: Idea – used 5 times

[Facebook - Dec 20, 9:26am via My Top Words of 2010]

And here is my 2010 wish list:

Marco Boerner
So, and for the new year I’m planning the following ten words to be my top words:

1: OMG

2: Bosom

3: Happy

4: Art (4up)

5: Happened

6: Love (5down)

7: Crazy (same)

8: Thanks

9: Poop

10: Jedi-Mind-Trick

#1 could be replaced by “amazing”, really depends. And considering the just gained popularity of this word, #2 could end up being replaced by “snatch”. Any other suggestions??See More

[Facebook - Dec 20, 9:44am]

Marco Boerner
Quote (as it happened)

He: “I’m pretty sure you have a beautiful snatch!”
She: “You’re so fired!”
He: “I know!”

[Facebook - Dec19, 1:22am]

o Jon Did you have this conversation?

o Virginia. Dirty,dirty Marco!

o Marco Boerner No, yes.. I mean.. no, if ‘yes’ I couldn’t tell you… can’t talk right now, people are watching me! ; )

Marco Boerner
Lovers get heartboken, assholes angry! Fuck you!

[Facebook - Dec 18, at 12:49am]

Marco Boerner
Guy 1: You suck!

Guy 2: Your mom sucks!

Guy 1: No! She does not, I wish she would, but she doesn’t, she never does!

[Facebook - Dec 17, 12:25am]

Nadia
poop (:

is that dirty enough?

[Facebook - Dec 11, 7:39pm]

Marco Boerner
I hope one day we will find out what this was all about. I am pretty sure we will, things happen for a reason. Today starts a new part of life, no idea what it will bring. I left behind, but not you!

[Facebook - Oct 2, 1:44pm]

Marco Boerner
The question is now ‘IF’ it will work out, the question always is, ‘HOW’ it will work out!!

[Facebook - Sep 26, 10:41pm]

Built
your strangeness is missed :)

Facebook – Sep 20, 10:06pm

o Marco Boerner Thank you! : ) I miss you too! :, ( ..no I’m not crying, sniff.. seriously, I am not.. sniff.. I AM CRYING!! :,,,,,,